Number 1: No matter what people say, there are in fact some skills you learn as dog owners that transfer to parenthood. For example, even if they can't talk, they understand a lot more than you think.
And walks, brushes, and picking up poop are how we say, "I love you."
Speaking of poop, that brings us to ...
Number 2: Potty humor is HILARIOUS! Make sure you always have someone in your life to help you out of "stinky pants."
Number 3: If YOU think you're having a good hair day, don't let anyone talk you out of it.
Number 4: A lot of people just want to smile at you. Let them. It's amazing how immediately grown-ups want to connect with little kids. Maybe grown-ups could smile at each other more often. (Peek-a-boo optional.)
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